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Husband Store
JewlzK
post May 27 2008, 10:50 AM
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A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands.
> When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the
> entrance:
>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
> the
> products increases as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from
> a
> particular floor, or you may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
> CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. The 1st floor
> sign
> on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1: These men have jobs.
>
> The 2nd floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
>
> The 3rd floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
>
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
> She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and
> help
> with housework.
>
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
> Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with
> housework and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay,
> but
> she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> this
> floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
> please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
> just
> across the street.
>
> The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
>
> The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
>
> The 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.


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post Jul 8 2008, 08:51 AM
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QUOTE (JewlzK @ May 27 2008, 12:50 PM) *
> Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> this
> floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
> please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


lol.. nicely said
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